Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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