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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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