- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What does water taste like? Water

What happen? Idk...

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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