What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Abortion.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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