- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Lindsay Lohan

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

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