- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is a joke.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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