What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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