- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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