- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

I enjoy Popcorn

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

a man makes a bad joke

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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