- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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