- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Alright then, call me sometime then.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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