- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Y u do dis?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

knock knock There's no door

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

did you stub your toe?

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