- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I killed someone on minecraft.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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