- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Justin Bieber

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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