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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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