What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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