What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

heat!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

so the weather's nice...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

i am a dino. RAWR.

mmm i love marble bumhole

I will create more jobs for americans

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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