- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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