what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Knock Knock, Ow my face

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