What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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