What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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A seal walks into a club.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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