- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Faithful men.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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