- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Stephen Hawking

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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