- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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