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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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