- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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