- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

National security?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's an Anti Joke?

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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