- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why are black people so fast? because there black

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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