- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Irish sobriety

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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