- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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