why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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