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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

my wife came out of the kitchen....

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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