Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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boobs!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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