- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Dead girls can't say no.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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