Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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