What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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i committed murder

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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