- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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