A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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batman has diarrhea

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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