- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

roses are red violets are indigo

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Is maynaise an instrument?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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