- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

meh

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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