- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??