Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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The game.

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