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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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