What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Womens basketball

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Basically copying you.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

why are balck people black because they are

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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