- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A sober Irish individual.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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