What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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