- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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