What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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i found waldo.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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