Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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