in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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