- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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