A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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GONNA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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