What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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my mind's eye?

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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