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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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