Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

penis haha

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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