- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What does water smell like? water.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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