I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A blind man watches TV

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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