- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Good afternoon.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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