This is funny.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

chinga tue madre Ryan

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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