- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Barack Obama

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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