- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

q ggggggggggggggggg

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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