A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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