Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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