- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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