whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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A blind man watches TV

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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