why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

dassa

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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