- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A boy with red hair is happy.

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