Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

black people

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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