Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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