Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

jd and zach loves vigina

Do the roar!

Soccer...

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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