The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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heat!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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