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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why can't february march Because april may

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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