- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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being sober in a bar fight

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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