Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Poker face

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

time to spruce up!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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