- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

You having friends.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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