What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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An Asian man fails a math test

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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