If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Life

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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